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Overheard Today

We decided to go to David’s work cafeteria for lunch. Memories about what we do at David’s workplace apparently stay fresh in the minds of our children. As they entered the lobby and began running to the cafeteria everyone could hear the following statements:

Jubliee: I want a club sandwich!

Angel: I want candy!

The security guard chuckled.

Physics

Madeleline learned about gravity and magnetism today. While playing at the refrigerator door, she let a paper drop.

“Oh, the paper dropped!” she observed. This is gravity, of course.

“That’s because you need a magnet.”

Soon after, Angelina came along and started playing at the refrigerator door. Sure enough, she let a paper drop.

Madeleine explained, “That’s because you need a maggot!”

Angelina’s Prayer

(Edited for better comprehension.)

Dear God,

Thank You for BSF and MOPS and church and read Bible and go to bed and we go to Grammy’s and we go to Pau-Pau and Gaun-Gaun’s and the lights are on and the lights are off and it’s getting dark and cold and windy. Amen.

Letter Recognition

Maddie and I were reading books together. On the back of two of the books, the letter “Y” was very prominent. I asked Madeleine, “What letter is this?” To my surprise, she said, “Y!” I was so happy. She was starting to recognize letters!

The next thing I knew, Maddie exclaimed, “Deep and Wide!” Then she started singing “Deep and wide! Deep and wide!” from the old Sunday School song “Deep and Wide”.

I waited a bit, then pointed to “Y” and asked her what letter it was. “Deep and Wide!” she proudly answered!

Future Worship Leader

On the way home, Angelina came up with this song set. (I’ll try my best to transcribe it.)

Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so
Little little one to Him belong

Rain rain go away
Come again another day
Little lamb want to play
Rain rain go away

Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so
Little lamb want to play

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle twinkle little star
(repeat)

Yay!

Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so
Little lamb want to play

Deep and wide
Deep and wide

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Her skills as a worship leader did not go unnoticed. Maddie followed along quite well.

Upcoming Mother’s Day

I’ve been seeing Jubilee mature this week as I’ve seen her preparing for Mother’s Day.

Yesterday she quietly stayed in her room during room time. When I came in to put clothes away, she said, “Don’t look at what I’m doing!”

When I pick her up from various activities, she’ll clutch to her arts and crafts and protest, “You can’t see this, Mommy!”

This afternoon, she told me, “Mommy, you’re getting many presents for Mother’s Day.”

“Wheeeeee!” I squealed. “This is going to be better than Christmas!”

Today I was trying to open her closet door, but she had hidden all of her presents…right where the door is suppose to be.

Knowing that we are going to Grammy’s for the weekend, she says, “I have sooooo many things to pack.”

By far the sweetest maturity I’ve seen was yesterday, again during her room time. Looking worn out (I’m not kidding you), she says, “Whew. I am soooo busy. I have lot of work to do.”

This is going to be the best Mother’s Day ever!

Nosy In Her Sleep

Maddie is a very nosy child. She always wants to know what’s going on or what others are doing. Tonight I thought we woke her up, so I walked into her room to help her fall back asleep. I soon realized she was talking in her sleep. She said, “What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?”

Funny…But Not Funny

I gave the kids a snack of club crackers and a spoonful of peanut butter. I was tired, so I laid down on the couch. Eventually, they began to clean up after themselves. They know where the rags and water bottle are for cleaning. (Even though they’re currently not allowed to use the water bottle without permission, I give them points for taking initiative.)

Of course, the water started getting everywhere. But that’s not my story.

Maddie grabbed the Clorox Anywhere Spray thinking it was another water bottle. Come to think of it, maybe she knew it wasn’t a water bottle but didn’t care. But that’s not my story.

My story comes several minutes later when I notice some peanut butter on the wall. I grab a rag and begin wiping it off.

“What are you doing?’ Maddie asks.

“I’m cleaning the peanut butter off of the wall,” I explain.

“Oh. I do again!” Then she runs to the table, grabs her peanut butter spoon, and runs back to where I’m cleaning the wall. This girl is so quick, she almost smears peanut butter on the wall again!

Tweet Tweet

All three girls wanted to eat some leftover Shanghai noodles. (They’re thick like udon noodles.) It wasn’t mealtime, so I thought I’d make a game out of it. I sat on a step stool in front of them, then explained that they were the baby birds and I was the mommy bird feeding them worms. They said, “Tweet tweet!”, flapped their arms like wings, and opened their mouths until I gave them a “worm.” It was so much fun!

Future Fashionista

I was getting ready to go to church tonight. Maddie was with me in my bedroom. As I grabbed a rugby shirt, she said, “No!” She pointed to a pink and white striped hoodie.

“You want me to wear this?” I asked.

“Yeah,” she replied. Then I think she said, while pointing to the rugby, “That’s Ba-Ba’s shirt.”

I complied with her request.